1F (teen). Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. (Drama) Everythings built on that! Fifty monologues ranging from short audition pieces to performance pieces. You count the damn few times that we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fuckin leash you keep me on and then you ask me about Mexico and you tell me youll kill me for needing somethin that I dont hardly never get. Learn more and register your interest at our online acting course page. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. Everyone is always going around saying "what a big nose you have" and "what big teeth you have." Along with theatre, I joined the Lewisville High School debate team. Approximately 10-15 minutes running time. Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. Alice Austen, 29, insists that her passion is photography, not men, and she absolutely refuses to get married. God is in heaven! 1F (middle-aged). New York, NY, Forever Plaid I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but its hard to stay mad when theres so much beauty in the world. A woman gives her granddaughter courage by reliving a personal traumatic event in the 1960s. And six months . Benihanna, Beni fucking hanna. in with Hansel and Gretel. Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? Who would do such a thing? A teenager with a guilty conscience imagines being punished by horrible, flesh-eating bacteria. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. in that thing that time. And he was the draw. and her red hood. She has made me happier than I thought was possible. Drama. If Im too old for this then I got nothing. 1M/F. Because Ive been to a million auditions and the same thing happens every time. I want the world to know how great she is.She is amazing . And then Im gonna say the voice demo that didnt work, was designed by Andy Herztfeld. A young girl on the cusp of puberty asks Santa Claus for womanly breasts. Come and join the fun in our online acting class, Copyright 2023 StageMilk | an ARH Media PTY LTD website. Many times I'd felt alone, but until this afternoon I'd never felt completely lonely. And she was just standing there, smiling at me. 1F. You change your dreams and then you grow up. catch her. The cost and license availability quoted are estimates only and may differ when you apply for a license. Cunt, cock, asshole." Other truth is, my brothers in prison, my sister cheats on welfare by pretending one of her babies is still alive, my daddys dead, and my momma weighs 312 pounds. Pick up the phone and start dialing! But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. But you didnt want it, Ennis! And then, when I was sixteen, she died. Bobby Hundreds X Be@rbrick by Medicom. The solution: just make the call. Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. (Drama) 1M (middle-aged). Soon, millions of people will see me and theyll all like me. I wanted you to hear it from me. Lets take you and Erica. split up into more WITCHES. You always talking about what you give . Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. Youre bloody right I am. Drama. Create and promote branded videos, host live events and webinars, and more. There's no nobility in poverty. You wouldnt know about sleeping sitting up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term visiting hours dont apply to you. I do. You know a lot about him. But I was sure of myself. I became Who? Oh you remember, that actress who was. . Cause sometime in not so distant future.. You know, you pulled out to a red light and you beat-up old *** Pinto, and that person gonna be pulling up right along side you.. gonna be pulling up right along side you In the brand new Porsche With their beautiful wife by their side, who's . Drama. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Because I killed soldiers, men of my own race, they think I am a traitor. Mimicry is the enemy of good acting, and good art. . (Drama) Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Unwaveringly supports her child and holds his dead body when hes gone. However, the reason the Fhrers brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. The Wife, The Noble and The Mistress - Play, Start: ARE YOU GUYS F&!#ING BRAIN DEAD? THE LONG SHADOW. WALLYS DAD. Comedy. (Drama) Note: if you are doing a famous movie monologue, never mimic the original performance. Zoe: The Hundreds X 8 Mile. What follows is the opening monologue from the movie 300, directed by Zack Snyder and starring Gerard Butler released in 2006. . He is unbowed. Do you deny it Mr Darcy? Comedy. And that would have been fine, butI got smaller. So I moved in with my dad after that. I am Wind In His Hair. MARGARET MEADE FOR THE WIN. Dont you think it ever crossed my mind to want to know other men? He was so smart and creative, it didnt matter. Rugrat gets busted down in Miami, and guess who happens to be with him? So I just need to (HILDA rushes in and GNOMES run Elizabeth: And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design at insulting me, you chose to tell me you like me against your better judgement?! And the first time I saw my cousin Tonys brand new Firebird. Id go try get some more bullets out of the gun. He didnt see me as something separate from him. 2017 Pulitzer Prize for DramaWinner! And teleporting could scare someone. Solutions . 63. You was my husband. I auditioned with a somewhat pieced together monologue from I and You by Lauren Gunderson (PM me if you want me to send you the cut that I used). I hope. A strange, surreal dystopian story. Cast Attributes All Female Ensemble cast Nothing I have been told about these people is correct. Charlene, 25-40, is a self-possessed, attractive, shapely saleswoman with an unusual bust-enhancement product. They dont need me. (Drama) For the second time in my life, Im guilty of committing a crime. Perfectionist Luces passion is marching with his high school flag squad. LIQUID LUNCH IN HELLS KITCHEN. Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. Maggie Fitzgerald: All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. Even if its just for a bit of fun, learn one of these monologues below and enjoy. . Yeah. 4 pages. Theres the voice in your head constantly saying youll find a better one. I ask you about war, and youd probably, uh, throw Shakespeare at me, right? Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. You want to give it your own flair. But now I know that the soldiers hate me like they hate no other. They don't shoot well. Read more. Drama. How can you perform a monologue from Good Will Hunting, without Robin Williams springing to mind, or Erin Brockovich without being compared to the inimitable Julia Roberts? Youd be an old maid, a spinster. Whoever he is he is not a Sioux and that makes him less. Drama. PINOCCHIO: A servant of the PRINCE who is wooden boy with a She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. 2015 Relentless Award for Playwriting, CRITIC'S PICK! As I mentioned at the top, I would avoid using anything too iconic for an audition or for a clip on your casting profiles, but dont be afraid to tackle great film monologues for practice. And Robbie, who sold anything he can get his hands on, mostly weed. I didnt even pick our apartment, I just moved into his. There's no nobility in poverty. If he has no medicine, he will be dead. That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. I suppose you suspect his fortune had some bearing on the matter? Wed come here on holidays because he liked my family, but whenever I suggested we do a year or something, hed put me off. (From HONEYS SMILE. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I cant feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. 2 pages. The Wolves runs now until February 3rd!. with the darkness falling in on me . Instantly engaging and deeply provocative, this memorable monologue (THE WOLFS RESOLVE) stuns with the power of haunting simplicity. It means people believe one thing about you Let me tell you something. then a WOLF appears. Thats all we got, boy, fuckin all. Man, you accidentally knock down some pig's house with a sneeze "Fuck this, shit that. 1M (young teen). 6448053029 Thanthanat Joongsakulnirun. One patient nicknamed Harding, realizes this while explaining to a new patient how Miss Ratched maintains her power. (Drama) [Steve is unbuttoning his shirt and takes it off.]. Like, it starts out Im running really fast. Do you think Id know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? But I tried. They're dirty. And then the terrain gets all rocky and steep. An indoor soccer field somewhere in Suburban America, winter, Saturdays. So I ended up doing all the day-to-day stuff. I wonder who the owner was? The landing is a lot softer than expected. I get it, I do it too. Killing those soldiers at the river was a good thing. Seen that. 1M. But one day, theyd all see. Ive got it. 1M (Hispanic). I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. You'll have to sign in before you share your experience. Yet Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? Suddenly, a very large, testosterone-dripping male penguin appears and despite trying, she gives up the cloistered life for this magnificent bird. Or maybe this one? 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